First, she violated the pumpkin patch and Halloween for kids, then she practically single-handedly snuffed xmas and Santa iconography, now underaged teen bride Courtney Stodden is destroying Marilyn Monroe. Not that Marilyn’s traditional pose hasn’t previously been practically urinated on over the likes of so several other trampy celebs before, but this may just seal the deal. Courtney Stodden will do what ever it requires to acquire famous. Bang some outdated dude because of the reality he has an IMDB.com credit. place many different kinds of carbon-non-neutral plastic material things in her brassiere. as well as make an effort to market herself to MTV. That’s just shameful.
I’m not optimistic what the potential holds for Courtney, but I’m guessing it’s something along the lines of pregnant by 18, divorced by 19, and undertaking some films for non-public gentleman’s satisfaction by 20. But that is merely a guess. right up until that time, just sustain your doors locked in circumstance she arrives b searching for sugar.
(By the way, we integrated the image of Courtney’s husband who appears to possess her wrapped up in an extremely vise grip like a kidnapped counter woman all through a holdup on the Tastee-Freez. And that goofy-faced bodyguard. something weird and shady is on the way on. But then I guess we previously knew that.)
